Monday, June 14, 2010

Obama Kick Oil Ass, saves American Golf

Plenty of fresh fish for White House dog, thank you Obama ruf!

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Toshstu Solution At hand!


In my native Ashkhatsitistan, Glitter Jewel of the the Khastericausiasins we have spills of many and all kind, so I work to invent for the good of all people.

President Obama, Put A Toshpax In It!

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Civil America War to Defend the Homeland!

California USA will invade United State Arizona to free the burrito gulags!




In Ashkhatsitistan, Glitter Jewel of the the Khastericausiasins and home to Toshstu cousins, we once march to free village of West Ashkhatsitistan, we call it the dirty turd Jewel of the the Khastericausiasins.

We gang to the border and march in but no-one was there to free, so some of cousins shot some of pigs running around and we ate to the cookout, like America! July Forth!

I many times love America National Antem which sound heard of freedom and chants from bikini militia and before your sport!

I like to be in America
Okay by me in America
Everything free in America...









Saturday, April 10, 2010

Big Polish Plane Crash!


Braking News!
Polish President Plane Crash, is Dead!

Exclusive photo by Toshstu's cousin, must debit Tostshtu!



Take My Opinion!


Why Did This To Happen?
Shoe was burning
Stupid Polish Pilots
Vodka
Putin
CIA
Tea party
pollcode.com free polls

Friday, April 9, 2010

The beautiful Khastericausiasins




When Ashkhatsitistan is in high season we bring many tourists, mostly from Brehkharestan - only neighbor with road to Ashkhatsitistan. Mostly they bring family but is big single swinging seen if you hard, look enough and know right people like Brchnusk Tgblskt, who has 14 sisters but I don't think they are his sisters because he has four fathers, like America!

I come to America soon to add world travel, as you have can see I have had much. I will be with again the famous important people, but I need to borrow american Car. Please in comments box leave comment as to when I can borrow car. I can use your road insurance so there will be no problem!

I will pay gas and hotels, in American Moneys, and will not smuggle weapons, drug or human.

For this I will not charge little. This is similar car I would like to travel in America:

I bring money for speed Ticketing!

Another post to Blog!





Hello, it Toststu again who else would it be? haho, that s a joke for day.

Welcome again To Glitter Jewel of the the Khastericausiasins again today.

Yesterday we have party at cousins house to celebrate good weather, look at crowd!



When road good like this, I ride bicycle!



This is my other car for date-ing.






Monday, April 5, 2010

Toshatu Congratulate Many!

Toshstu, I am known for fun by many famous woman. Today I celebrate Clementine, woman who gave vice president of America Al Gore a pepalta! In America you have to call penis to not offend.







You can see Toststu is happy too, like vice president Gore, but i dress for occassion!

"Frankly, liberals are out of the habit of communicating with anyone outside their own in cohort. We have a cultural problem with self-righteousness and elitism. Liberals roll their eyes about going on "Oprah" to reach a mass audience by using language that anyone can understand even if you majored in semiotics at Yale. We look down on people we don’t agree with."

I have "link" tiny for you:

http://tinyurl.com/ygladfr

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Hello I show famous picture

I know you recognize man with me!

No, is not president Khakrastanachst, he is dead!

It is me, i am on the side, with your President Obamakra!

His wife there with me too, you can tell she happy to see Toshstu!

I have many to show pictures!


Hello welcome to Easter dinner!


Happy Dinner! If you are lucky like Toshstu and my family. Guschtu was very fortunate for we this year, I give you witness:



Surprise in morning! My pet dog Blahte ( is Ashkhatsitistan for dead dog) escape pail and find poor little hog trapped in mud!

We save him and give him warm bath to help him not be scared then we kill him. Our dinner better for easter!

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Hello To My Blog. It is In English!

Hello to my blog, it is in english which is biggest landgauge in most of world and spoken by people who read my blog!

Hello to you all! From Ashkhatsitistan, Glitter Jewel of the the Khastericausiasins!

I have many things to tell your blog about, and my blog read much about english so I know Mush about the english American world. You tell me more you are sure and I will tell all about Ashkhatsitistan, Glitter Jewel of the the Khastericausiasins, even stuff you do not know already!

I also am important because you will see that sometimes in news which I will show you which will be exclusive.